About

Things That You WILL Find Here:  

• Hilarious anecdotes from places I may or may not have worked at or continue to work at, including the Job that is my Life
• Reviews and opinions that are solely my own and don’t reflect those of anyone else or my employers (whoever they may be, you don’t know)
• Fictions of varying degrees of quality

Things That You Will NOT Find Here: 

• Scurvy
• Jones Soda
• Tits (Unless, of course, for some reason a story or review calls for me to expound on the subject. Or I get super into birding. Neither of which will probably happen.)